Llew ap Hywel
Lord of Misrule
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So we all have moments our characters just suck at doing what they're meant to be good at but what's that one time you were so bad you loved it!
Mine was playing a Dragonborn Battlemaster in 5e. I'd been walking death for nine levels, even had a couple of minor dragon kills (party may have assisted a little :p) but then I faced Orca a little human tribal champion of no account and 4-5 levels lower than me with armour and weapons so inferior I consider taking him on naked with a dagger...I don't.
We entered the challenge ground, I roar my defiance at this little pissant and for the next 20 ish rounds roll more ones on a d20 than you'd account for in a year. When I hit it would be barely and for almost minimum damage...he absolutely cleans my clock. Hit after hit after hit whittling down this warrior God till I hit the sand like the polished turd I feel.
IT WAS EPIC!
It's the one fight my character couldn't forget, it doesn't matter that I can rightly claim the title Dragonslayer, giant killer, vampire bane and so many other titles I was royally creamed by an opponent so inferior the gods themselves MUST have intervened.
What are your best worse tales?
Mine was playing a Dragonborn Battlemaster in 5e. I'd been walking death for nine levels, even had a couple of minor dragon kills (party may have assisted a little :p) but then I faced Orca a little human tribal champion of no account and 4-5 levels lower than me with armour and weapons so inferior I consider taking him on naked with a dagger...I don't.
We entered the challenge ground, I roar my defiance at this little pissant and for the next 20 ish rounds roll more ones on a d20 than you'd account for in a year. When I hit it would be barely and for almost minimum damage...he absolutely cleans my clock. Hit after hit after hit whittling down this warrior God till I hit the sand like the polished turd I feel.
IT WAS EPIC!
It's the one fight my character couldn't forget, it doesn't matter that I can rightly claim the title Dragonslayer, giant killer, vampire bane and so many other titles I was royally creamed by an opponent so inferior the gods themselves MUST have intervened.
What are your best worse tales?