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The game isn't over yet...Perhaps. But I have eaten a lot more of geese than geese have eaten of me.
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The game isn't over yet...Perhaps. But I have eaten a lot more of geese than geese have eaten of me.
I guess it depends on the metric being used. You are going by raw poundage. You could also measure what parts of the body were consumed You probably have never eaten every ounce of flesh and organ on a goose in the way that a flock of geese will strip a victim down to bone, perhaps even eating the bones small enough to pass through their gullet.I have not yet eaten my body weight in geese, but I am pretty sure once I do, that game is over.
Sure, they can eat all three hundreds pounds of Hot Teutonic Sex, but I will still have won because there's no more of me to eat.
Geese. Why did it have to be geese?
It's always fucking geese! Damn things are trying to nest in my yard again. Incessant shrieking all morning long as they compete for mates. I have ice cubes and a slingshot and pretty good aim these days.Geese. Why did it have to be geese?
obviously, you should walk out without pants on and show them how they are really just no competition.It's always fucking geese! Damn things are trying to nest in my yard again. Incessant shrieking all morning long as they compete for mates. I have ice cubes and a slingshot and pretty good aim these days.
They might mistake it for lunch! Bastards are voracious!obviously, you should walk out without pants on and show them how they are really just no competition.
You should come to my town and meet the seagulls here. I say seagulls, I really mean vicious spawn of evil that crap on clean cars, knock the food from your hands and then get into fights over the spoils. Even the geese won't go near them and geese fear no man. But the North Atlantic Herring Gull scares even them.It's always fucking geese! Damn things are trying to nest in my yard again. Incessant shrieking all morning long as they compete for mates. I have ice cubes and a slingshot and pretty good aim these days.
This is why you should still be able to discharge firearms in city limits.You should come to my town and meet the seagulls here. I say seagulls, I really mean vicious spawn of evil that crap on clean cars, knock the food from your hands and then get into fights over the spoils. Even the geese won't go near them and geese fear no man. But the North Atlantic Herring Gull scares even them.
The politically correct term for gulls is, "Dumpster Ducks".You should come to my town and meet the seagulls here. I say seagulls, I really mean vicious spawn of evil that crap on clean cars, knock the food from your hands and then get into fights over the spoils. Even the geese won't go near them and geese fear no man. But the North Atlantic Herring Gull scares even them.
I've seen seagulls shot by modified air rifles, the kind that will kill a rabbit with a head shit, and shrug it off. And for some reason, these creatures that poop paint stripper, get into bins and spread garbage across entire streets in the srarch fir a morsel, are protected by law. It's actually illegal to kill them within 2 miles of the coast.This is why you should still be able to discharge firearms in city limits.
My grandma used to have a pellet gun for shooting squirrels. She was a good marksman. She hit them so often they'd fall over as soon as they heard the report of the gun. Which lead to hilarity when she started firing sans pellets. The squirrels would fall over squawking until they realized they hadn't been hit.
I prefer Charlie Sheen's term: "Big Flappy Bastards".The politically correct term for gulls is, "Dumpster Ducks".
You should recheck the law. For a long time Canadian geese were protected under the migratory species act. They changed it and now they can be killed under certain circumstances.I've seen seagulls shot by modified air rifles, the kind that will kill a rabbit with a head shit, and shrug it off. And for some reason, these creatures that poop paint stripper, get into bins and spread garbage across entire streets in the srarch fir a morsel, are protected by law. It's actually illegal to kill them within 2 miles of the coast.
Is one of the circumstances deliciousness?You should recheck the law. For a long time Canadian geese were protected under the migratory species act. They changed it and now they can be killed under certain circumstances.
Probably not. Geese shoot for inconvenience.Is one of the circumstances deliciousness?
Sadly, seagulls are still a protected bird in the UK. Even though they act like they own the place.You should recheck the law. For a long time Canadian geese were protected under the migratory species act. They changed it and now they can be killed under certain circumstances.
Ah crap I just assumed you were talking about the US. Sorry about that.Sadly, seagulls are still a protected bird in the UK. Even though they act like they own the place.
Ah crap I just assumed you were talking about the US.
That quote sums up much of popular culture and world history.
Not so much "other countries" as "future states" ... ;)Wait... wait... You mean there's another country outside of the United States???
Yeah went to a few of them. They spoke funny but seemed nice.Wait... wait... You mean there's another country outside of the United States???
There was a SciFi series set a few years in the future, about cops on a space station, and one of the quotes went something like "The trouble with Americans is that you think 'International' means Americans abroad", always made me chuckle.Wait... wait... You mean there's another country outside of the United States???
Hey, it's not like there isn't precedent--Runequest has had ducks for longer than you've been alive, and apparently, they are Not To Be Trifled With.That's it! I'm going to make an army of evil geese people for my next Army Men campaign!
Hope they got the death penalty.On my way home from work tonight, traffic came to a dead stop in the middle of a busy, major road in Philadelphia, just before you come across one of the city's fine correctional facilities. Turns out that there were about two dozen geese crossing the road, heading towards the vicinity of the prison.
How apropos.
Reminds me of when I lived in downtown Houston (well close enough). We had a terrible problem with pigeons. They would crap on everything. The city finally got wise and paid a healthy sum of money to place a nest and family of Hawks on one of the skyscrapers. I won’t say it solved the problem completely but it did alter it dramatically.I've seen seagulls shot by modified air rifles, the kind that will kill a rabbit with a head shit, and shrug it off. And for some reason, these creatures that poop paint stripper, get into bins and spread garbage across entire streets in the srarch fir a morsel, are protected by law. It's actually illegal to kill them within 2 miles of the coast.
Sadly I have bald eagles flying by my house all the time but they do not attack the geese.Reminds me of when I lived in downtown Houston (well close enough). We had a terrible problem with pigeons. They would crap on everything. The city finally got wise and paid a healthy sum of money to place a nest and family of Hawks on one of the skyscrapers. I won’t say it solved the problem completely but it did alter it dramatically.
My neighborhood was overrun with seagulls yesterday, but they didn't stay long. Birds of prey are pretty common in my area, so we don't need to import them. Here is a nest near my house.Reminds me of when I lived in downtown Houston (well close enough). We had a terrible problem with pigeons. They would crap on everything. The city finally got wise and paid a healthy sum of money to place a nest and family of Hawks on one of the skyscrapers. I won’t say it solved the problem completely but it did alter it dramatically.
Sadly I have bald eagles flying by my house all the time but they do not attack the geese.
I don't own any guns these days but if you give me that target rich an area I'm gonna go postal on some geese!*Hee hee...we've been having an annual Mother Goose Parade near my home since the 1940s...I'm trying to finagle a Grand Marshalship for Bunch for the 72nd one coming up this November.
http://www.mothergooseparade.org/
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